Cleaner with a difference wanted

Due to being very busy at work, I have decided that I could do with a little help around the house, I'm looking for a female cleaner for an hour or two each fortnight, who wouldn't mind doing her cleaning whilst dressed to please. I'm a genuine professional in need of an actual cleaning service, with a slight twist (i.e. not just pretending to dust whilst dressed in stockings!). Please email if you are interested.